What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Elly De La Cruz throws out Javier Baez with mind-boggling 98 mph throw - New York Post

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Kevin Costner and ex-wife Christine Baumgartner keep their distance in awkward family reunion at son’s graduation - Page Six

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Pope Leo XIV delivers message of peace, unity at Rate Field in first address to his hometown - Chicago Sun-Times

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

-”Ah so!”